You’ve seen all sorts of the government wasting your tax money in ways that are insulting, but I don’t think you’ve seen some of these. They funded a study to determine if brand new, never before used furniture burns differently in a volcano than priceless antique furniture. Don’t try to imagine what they paid, it’s posted publicly on the site.
And the worst thing isn’t that they show you all the boshat ways they’ve wasted your money, but they promise to help you become the next thief in line to take a dip from the public coffer. Apparently this service was created by an act of congress to increase competition.