Don’t Get Mad Or Even, But Win the Bitter Game with RevengeCrabs.com

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If you’ve ever loved and lost, you know true pain. But if you’ve ever been burned in a more visceral way, maybe you don’t need to get over it, but get some Revenge Crabs and get even a bit.

We don’t endorse the purchase of farm-raised pubic lice sold specifically to get even with your ex, but we can see why you might want to, and can’t help but think it’s a pretty brilliant idea. I don’t know where this was when I was in college, and I don’t care, because I think I’m going back this weekend.

Worst case scenario I come up with a reason to throw down my cash to get even in ways that can’t even land me in jail. Nasty, yes, but really, it’s just nice.

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