Doggy Condoms – Site Claims Only Humane Spay Alternative is to Jimmy-Up Rover’s Puppy Junk

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I’ve bought Buddy Christ action figures and still daily water my well aging pet rock, but of all the products allegedly for sale on the market, this one is the strangest by a barefoot mile, and that’s quite a distance.

This company not only says what the sell, but sells what they say. You can buy a condom for your dog so he can keep his big-dog bits in play when he slums with neighborly mutts of lesser pedigree. If you’re unwilling to let him even go that far, they have humpable legs for sale and they insist that soon you’ll even have the choice of flavored condoms for that extra special something; in beef, poultry and liver… uncool man, seriously uncool.

Click here to visit the site at www.DoggyCondoms.com.